Don’t Be Patchman – Kickstarter in Midswing

We’ve received a Staff Pick for our crowdfunding campaign!

That means we’re not crazy!


Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army!

The Sheeple are in trouble – they’ve been enslaved by the Drones – and it’s all Patchman’s fault!  Now it’s up to you to redeem Patchman, rescue the Sheeple, and uncover the awful secret behind the Drone army.  Stay out of sight, wear clever disguises, search the forest for seeds, grow fruits and plants, tear down propaganda, awaken the Sheeple to break the control scheme, and power down those nasty robots!  All that and more awaits in Don’t Be Patchman, a sneak-and-grow action/adventure game.


“Delightfully weird – seriously, get some eyedrops” – IndieRuckus
“Don’t be fooled by the beautiful pixel art visuals into thinking that it is going to be easy” – GameRamble

Remember – you do not want to be Patchman!