Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Cult of Arkvoodle Missions

The Cult of Arkvoodle in Destroy All Humans 2 serves one purpose: to spread the word of Arkvoodle and promote his “son”: Crypto. What they don’t tell you is that its true purpose is to look for an alien superweapon lost through the ages. Guess that should have been part of the recruitment strategy.

This guide will go through all the Cult of Arkvoodle missions in the game albeit with a loose description of that mission’s overall objectives. What’s important is that you’ll know what the side objectives you need to accomplish in order to get more Furotech cells and the missions you’ll need to clear in order to unlock the Burrow Beast weapon.

All Bay City Cult of Arkvoodle Missions

Cult of Arkvoodle – Flip Up the Flyppies

Optional Objectives:

  • Performa clean snatch of Rainbow

Get the Flyppies to accept Arkvoodle by body-snatching their leader, Rainbow.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Yapping Bully

Optional Objectives:

  • Destroy police cars

Get the Yappies to worship Arkvoodle by body-snatching their leader, Bully Boffman.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Shama Llama Slips Up

Optional Objectives:

  • Use Dislocator to destroy police cars

Rescue Shama Llama from the police.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Establishing Shots

Optional Objectives:

  • Use explosives to kill cops

Defend the fledgling cult. Prevent the police from destroying all of the tents. Only one needs to survive in order to rebuild.

Cut of Arkvoodle – Publicity Stunt

Optional Objectives:

  • Use the Slurpmaster V8 on cops
  • Use the Slurpmaster V8 on the military

Advertise the Cult of Arkvoodle using your flying saucer.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Freakin’ Art

Optional Objectives:

  • Use art supplies to kill humans

Go around Hashbury and help the Freak get out of his slump by delivering “art supplies” to him.

All Albion Cult of Arkvoodle Missions

Cult of Arkvoodle – Revelations

Optional Objectives:

  • Use PK: get a Stoned Poseur home
  • Use Follow: get a Stoned Poseur home
  • Use Bodysnatch: get a Stoned Poseur home

Convert the Stoned Poseurs to Arkvoodle by doing them favors.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Con mods

Optional Objectives:

  • Stay on the high ground
  • Keep the high ground

Convert the Mod Mob to Arkvoodle by convincing them that Arkvoodle is the next trend in music.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Like a Drowned Mole?

Optional Objectives:

  • Do not get reported
  • Drown the mole

Find the mole and kill them.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Alien Overlords: The Reality

Optional Objectives:

  • Use Forget on the caller
  • Use Extract Brain on the caller
  • Kill the last caller

Keep the public from finding out the truth about the Furon invasion.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Freaky Flyers

Optional Objectives:

  • Use Slurpmaster V8 on KGBA agents
  • Use Slurpmaster V8 on M16 agents

Go back to Bay City and get Freak to help you out.

Continued after the “Freakin’ Art” side quest.

Go around the city and use the Propagator to distribute flyers.

All Takoshima Cult of Arkvoodle Missions

Cult of Arkvoodle – Half-Wits Are Better Than None

Optional Objectives:

  • Find and deliver white chickens

Gather the white ninja leaders together and focus their energies solely on the cause.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Fooling the Black Ninja

Optional Objectives:

  • Hit gongs with Ninja
  • Don’t touch the water
  • Collect the Ninja trinkets

Convince the Black Ninja to abandon their dark idol so they can worship the great Arkvoodle instead.

Cult of Arkvoodle – Takoshima Rumble

Optional Objectives:

  • Sink enemy vehicles in water
  • Use the Slurpmaster V8 to kill enemies

Defend the cult’s tents as best you can against the onslaught of the angry peoples of Takoshima. Need one tent need only survive in order to rebuild.

Cult of Arkvoodle – The Coming of Arkvoodle

Optional Objectives:

  • Use Slurpmaster V8 on the Yakuza
  • Use Slurpmaster V8 on the Black Ninja
  • Use the Anal Probe to eliminate spores

Prepare the ritual to finally get the Burrow Beast weapon. Prevent the KGB from interfering with the ritual.


Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed is out now on current-gen consoles and PC (via Steam).

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