The Cult of Arkvoodle in Destroy All Humans 2 serves one purpose: to spread the word of Arkvoodle and promote his “son”: Crypto. What they don’t tell you is that its true purpose is to look for an alien superweapon lost through the ages. Guess that should have been part of the recruitment strategy.
This guide will go through all the Cult of Arkvoodle missions in the game albeit with a loose description of that mission’s overall objectives. What’s important is that you’ll know what the side objectives you need to accomplish in order to get more Furotech cells and the missions you’ll need to clear in order to unlock the Burrow Beast weapon.
All Bay City Cult of Arkvoodle Missions
Cult of Arkvoodle – Flip Up the Flyppies
Optional Objectives:
- Performa clean snatch of Rainbow
Get the Flyppies to accept Arkvoodle by body-snatching their leader, Rainbow.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Yapping Bully
Optional Objectives:
- Destroy police cars
Get the Yappies to worship Arkvoodle by body-snatching their leader, Bully Boffman.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Shama Llama Slips Up
Optional Objectives:
- Use Dislocator to destroy police cars
Rescue Shama Llama from the police.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Establishing Shots
Optional Objectives:
- Use explosives to kill cops
Defend the fledgling cult. Prevent the police from destroying all of the tents. Only one needs to survive in order to rebuild.
Cut of Arkvoodle – Publicity Stunt
Optional Objectives:
- Use the Slurpmaster V8 on cops
- Use the Slurpmaster V8 on the military
Advertise the Cult of Arkvoodle using your flying saucer.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Freakin’ Art
Optional Objectives:
- Use art supplies to kill humans
Go around Hashbury and help the Freak get out of his slump by delivering “art supplies” to him.
All Albion Cult of Arkvoodle Missions
Cult of Arkvoodle – Revelations
Optional Objectives:
- Use PK: get a Stoned Poseur home
- Use Follow: get a Stoned Poseur home
- Use Bodysnatch: get a Stoned Poseur home
Convert the Stoned Poseurs to Arkvoodle by doing them favors.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Con mods
Optional Objectives:
- Stay on the high ground
- Keep the high ground
Convert the Mod Mob to Arkvoodle by convincing them that Arkvoodle is the next trend in music.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Like a Drowned Mole?
Optional Objectives:
- Do not get reported
- Drown the mole
Find the mole and kill them.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Alien Overlords: The Reality
Optional Objectives:
- Use Forget on the caller
- Use Extract Brain on the caller
- Kill the last caller
Keep the public from finding out the truth about the Furon invasion.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Freaky Flyers
Optional Objectives:
- Use Slurpmaster V8 on KGBA agents
- Use Slurpmaster V8 on M16 agents
Go back to Bay City and get Freak to help you out.
Continued after the “Freakin’ Art” side quest.
Go around the city and use the Propagator to distribute flyers.
All Takoshima Cult of Arkvoodle Missions
Cult of Arkvoodle – Half-Wits Are Better Than None
Optional Objectives:
- Find and deliver white chickens
Gather the white ninja leaders together and focus their energies solely on the cause.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Fooling the Black Ninja
Optional Objectives:
- Hit gongs with Ninja
- Don’t touch the water
- Collect the Ninja trinkets
Convince the Black Ninja to abandon their dark idol so they can worship the great Arkvoodle instead.
Cult of Arkvoodle – Takoshima Rumble
Optional Objectives:
- Sink enemy vehicles in water
- Use the Slurpmaster V8 to kill enemies
Defend the cult’s tents as best you can against the onslaught of the angry peoples of Takoshima. Need one tent need only survive in order to rebuild.
Cult of Arkvoodle – The Coming of Arkvoodle
Optional Objectives:
- Use Slurpmaster V8 on the Yakuza
- Use Slurpmaster V8 on the Black Ninja
- Use the Anal Probe to eliminate spores
Prepare the ritual to finally get the Burrow Beast weapon. Prevent the KGB from interfering with the ritual.
Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed is out now on current-gen consoles and PC (via Steam).
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General guides:
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- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Geneblender Upgrades and Where to Find Them
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Pox Mart Upgrades
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Saucer Skins
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Weapons List
- How to Unlock All Gene Blender Upgrades in Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed How to Get the Burrow Beast Weapon
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Cult of Arkvoodle Missions
- Does Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed Have Split Screen Co-op?
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed Characters List
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed Ending (Explained)
- How Long to Beat Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed?
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed Trophy Guide & How to Platinum
- Destroy All Humans 2 All Human Cattle Hidden Hive Locations
All Artifact, Furonigami, and Furotech cells locations:
- Destroy All Humans 2 All Bay City Collectibles Locations
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Albion Collectibles Locations
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Takoshima Collectibles Locations
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Tunguska Collectibles Locations
- Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed All Solaris Collectibles Locations
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